Plastic is Pure Evil

Nothing good comes in plastic. Not one single thing. Think about it. You know I'm right.

The "beer" (and I use that word in the loosest possible meaning of the word) Carlton Cold originally was sold in a plastic bottle. And if you have taste buds and are capable of sustaining your own life you'll understand why that's a bad thing.

Plastic bags kill MILLIONS (!!) of harmless, adorable sea creatures every second. They also fill out landfills causing pollution and brining harm to innocent garbage tip dwelling animals, like seagulls.

Soft drinks that cause diabetes, contribute to obesity and generally ruin the health of everyone on the planet? Sold in plastic bottles.

Cigarettes? The packets are wrapped in plastic.

Candy is another health hazard? Plastic bags.

Consumer electronics that constantly break, destroy national productivity and cost our economy millions of dollars in wasted time? Well, they're generally made of AND SHRINK WRAPPED IN plastic.

Even the syringes that people leave, used, in beaches for children to step on and contract HIV off are made from plastic. The needles aren't, but the bit that holds the (most likely illegal) drugs is.

Plastic is, quite simply, the most evil, noxious substance that man-kind has ever created. The atomic bomb was a hippy flower child compared to the devastation that plastic has wrought on our planet.

Based on this information alone, it's pretty easy to see why glass is the far superior substance.

But you're a discerning individual. You're not just going to believe me when I say that, are you? Didn't think so.

Here, let me show you…