Tag: social media

Why Does Twitter Want You to Eat Tide Pods?

Yes, this is absolutely a piece about getting banned from Twitter, which is very 2014 of me. But here we are. It started, as you might expect, with notable abject failure-cum-racist Mark Latham. A person who’s list of achievements started and ended at once wearing a dirty polo shirt and oversized shorts to the Prime […]

An Exciting Opportunity For Your Business

This piece was originally published on the previous version of this site, which is more than likely lost to the annals of history because I have absolutely no idea how to internet properly. It was originally published in November 2013 and is republished now because I thought it was funny. The digital age is well […]